Moonies Christmas Party Full Moon Run, start 5pm for 5.30 start, red Santa theme,
5km Full Moon Hash with Beer stop,
Beer after the run.
Shared set menu with shared Towers of beer,!!
live music, bad dancing and singing.
FREE raffle and prizes.
price 800 Baht Drinkers, 600 baht non drinkers,
to register
huahin.fullmoon@gmail.com
can pre pay at any of the following full moon or sunday runs.
payments to Peter clarke, Bangkok Bank , 003-7102-100
cut off date Sunday 7th Dec, after that 1000 Baht

CASH ONLY,

PLEASE PRE ORDER BEFORE THE RUN

Blog

Latest posts and updates.

latest newsletter

youtube.com/watch?v=GScZXysu384&feature=youtu.be

The neon is bleeding into the Gulf of Thailand like an open wound, and twenty-five beautiful, damaged souls have dragged themselves to the Navy Club off Soi 53. We’ve got the usual local degenerates, a fresh crop of wide-eyed virgins ripe for psychological damage, and international reinforcements from Penang. The Hua Hin Moonies are going global, God help the rest of the world.

The Chaotic Kickoff

Our starting line runs right against the concrete teeth of the navy sea wall, a bleak monument to bureaucracy. Knockout Neptune was supposed to lead this parade of misfits, but the universe struck him dumb—completely lost his voice. Instead, the mantle of command falls to a man colorfully and accurately known as the Fat Wanker Penny Lame.

The buzzword whispered on the streets is "aerobics," a cruel joke in this humidity. What follows is a five-minute dance fiasco. It isn't Lord of the Dance. It looks more like a paraplegic 50-meter dash—a spastic, agonizing pre-run ritual fueled by cheap booze and poor life choices.

The instructions are a warning: this town is a minefield of old, deceptive trail markers. Today, you follow the pink chalk and only the pink chalk. Ignore everything else. Maybe there’s a happy ending out there tonight, but don't hold your breath.

Into the Underbelly

We charge down Soi 53 and immediately plunge into a twisting, narrow drug alley that smells of stale ambition and bad decisions. We cross the main asphalt artery, looping directly past a notorious soapy massage parlor—a temple of transactional affection.

Just two kilometers into this humid purgatory, the holy grail appears: the beer truck, strategically hidden behind a row of rickety, sun-bleached shophouses that look like they're holding each other up. Quick hydration for the desperate, then the real punishment begins.

We push up Hin Lek Fai hill, lungs screaming for mercy, before dropping down into the Burmese railway villages. This is a parallel universe of cryptic signs and locked doors. No outsiders ever come here. It is raw, insular, and deeply suspicious of our sudden, sweaty intrusion.

The Strip and the Sea

From the hidden villages, we burst into Bintabaht—Hua Hin's neon-drenched tourist trap. It’s a depressing sensory assault of overpriced beers, thumping bass, and ladyboys hunting for easy marks.

The trail splits at the pier. The cowards take the beach, but the true gluttons for punishment take the fishing village route, inhaling the heavy, glorious stench of rotting squid, low tide, and diesel fuel.

The Aftermath

Back at the club, the sky turns the color of a fresh bruise as the military flag lowers. Then, the court begins.

Our Polish compatriot Anna, a woman who loves to dance and likely other questionable things, is formally christened "Pole Dancer." Her reward? The traditional, brutal baptism of a bucket of ice water. The virgins are smiling through the trauma, claiming they’ll "cum" again. Cock Tickler and Chilli Padi from Penang say the same. Fools, all of them.

We end the night sitting on the sea wall, shoveling down a massive, well-portioned Thai dinner as the darkness completely swallows the coast. Good food, cheap beer, and magnificent, broken company. Life doesn’t get much better than this in Hua Hin, which is both a comfort and a terrifying thought. The Moonies always deliver.

On On.